Ralph

I’m wary of 34-year-old sugar daddies.

I’m wary of attractive sugar daddies.

I’m wary of scams and serial killers.

Ralph, an eloquent man I’ve been exchanging pleasantries with sends me a picture of himself at a fancy outdoor event where he’s seated next to a heavily made-up Asian woman.

He’s so deformed-looking I nearly choke on my green tea latte.

I’m absolutely delighted.

I love it when things make sense.

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